Business Card For Dating Business

I need a catchy business card for my dating seminar business. I teach men and women how to be more successful with the opposite sex. The business is called School For Singles.

School For Singles

Howdy.
This is an easy job for a graphic designer who knows what
they're doing.  I'm looking to get a great business card
created for my dating education business.  I run a seminar
company called 'School For Singles', and I want a card to
promote myself locally via networking.
The card size should be 1.5" x 3.5".  I know this is not the
standard card size, but this is the size I like.
The front of the card should have a green chalkboard, and
have School For Singles written in a big font that looks
like chalk.  And somewhere on the front I'd like some kind
of visual representation that makes it obvious that this is
for both men and women.  Perhaps using figures that are
similar to the symbols you see on men and women's bathrooms
in public places.
I'd prefer to keep my own ideas out of it, and leave it to
you.  The basic idea is that I am leading seminars and
workshops on how to improve your success with the opposite
sex.  This card should appeal to both men and women.
The front of the card will only have my name, website
address, and email address on it.  The back of the card will
have some sales copy to get them to download a free report
off the site.
I'm looking forward to seeing what you can create.
Jason
P.S. - I will also need other graphic work created for my
website for the same business, so hopefully this will just
be an entry point for us to work together.

- A green chalkboard
- The main font on the chalkboard should look like chalk (or something comparable)
- Some kind of visual way of showing that this is for men and women
- The size must be 1.5 x 3.5

- Too many colors