We are looking for a very generic error page design if a database error or any other type of error were to occur on one of our parked domain names.
The design should NOT have anything to do with Bodis.com itself or the brand/logo. This would be an error page we'd show on our parked domain names if something wrong were to go wrong with our servers or something else on the backend.
Our error page would contain essential 2-3 pieces of text. A title, a short description, and a detailed error message. It may also optionally contain 1-2 links such as "Refresh Page" and "Go to Bodis.com Homepage". The design may, and probably should also contain an error icon or image.
The person that comes up with the cleanest, nicest, most user-friendly error page design will win this contest.
Edit: No 3D designs / 3D icons please.